Let's get smart.

I wear a nametag that says Doug H. Nuts.

I'm obviously a female.

Why do I get asked, over and over, "Is Doug your real name?"

Let's get real here.

What is the possibility of my name ACTUALLY being Doug H. Nuts? Very low to start with. And the chance of a person by that name working in a doughnut store? Even lower. Honestly people, just think about it a little.

One thing I'm confused about is the amount of people who cannot hear and speak that come through the drive-through. If you're deaf, you can get out of the car and come inside, where we can see you point at the doughnuts you want and be happy to assist you. If you are sick and cannot speak, do not come through the drive-through, pull straight through the ordering place then write what you want on a pad and show it to us at the window. Come. In. Side. It burns calories, which will be useful cause we all know you're about that eat that dozen glazed you claim to be taking home to your family.

Yesterday a lady came through the drive-through and placed and order that sounded something like this:

"Can I have two of every one on the bottom row of your menu?"

What the hell? Why do you think I know what our menu looks like? I have no frickin clue what it looks like, I doubt I've ever even actually driven through it. And the next morning she comes through again, orders and pulls up, all good. After I've handed her the doughnuts she hands them back to me and gestures to them saying:

Customer- "Oh I'm sorry, we wanted four of the chocolate iced sour cream"

Me- "Uh...we don't have chocolate iced sour cream..."

Customer- "Well then, what was the doughnut in the bottom left-hand corner on your menu?"

Really, lady? Yes, really.

In Other News....

We now have a transvestite that has become a regular customer.

Still in the Spirit of Christmas

A man came in, ordered 20 cups of coffee, paid for them, took two and then said "Tell the next 18 people who order coffee it's on me!" I should mention that our coffee is only 25 cents, so maybe it wasn't all *that* weird.

I do believe the Hello Kitty woman, whom I mentioned it my first post, has caught on to me. She has started bringing her own Equal in and just adding it herself.

Oh, and doughnuts kill brain cells. Apparently, it is only stupid people to buy doughnuts, because they cannot comprehend how we cannot make hot doughnuts THE ENTIRE DAY! Other doughnuts must be made! We cannot cater to your every whim and craving for hot doughnuts. I don't care that you've driven from Michigan just to get some hot doughnuts. And no, do not tell me to "nuke it". Not going to happen.

A cool guy did come in a few weeks ago very early in the morning and told us that getting some of our hot doughnuts was on his bucket list.

One co-worker of mine, Juju went up to Manager Steve today and gave him a Wet Willie. Understand that we're all on very good terms so this wasn't really a strange thing to do, although rather mean. Anyways, he starts going on about how he's going to get her back, that what he will do will make her cry, maybe even quit. And that he's the King of Getting Revenge. So then she's freaking out the rest of the day, just anticipating what he could possible do that would make her cry. I feel bad for Juju but I'm *really* curious as to what Steve is gonna do....